I do know better, I just don’t give a fuck
Shit Slytherins Say (via newt-case)
Baby Groot.
I'm just a fangirl trying to wade my way through life. But so is everyone. Have a wonderful day!
- Ravenclaw: What are you gonna bring to Christmas dinner?
- Slytherin: My negative attitude and sparkling personality.
- Sirius: Am I in trouble?
- McGonagall: Have a guess.
- Sirius: No?
- McGonagall: Have another guess.
i really needed this today, so for anyone else who might
Thanks I needed this also. I’ll pass it on
Just the Rock blessing your feed
Thanks, Mr. The Rock.
I sat next to Carrie Fisher at an event in 2008. She was the keynote speaker and before she took the stage she turned to me and asked if she had lipstick on her teeth. Without waiting for an answer she said “eh, who gives a fuck” and winked at me. It was the best keynote address I’ve ever heard.
Santa always brings the 2nd rate gifts to my kids because I want credit for buying the cool stuff.
It took me way too long to realize that the numbers on my toaster are minutes, not “degrees of toastedness”